1 – When he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 – Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 – One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4 – When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 – When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you’re the guest. 6- the father’s name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 – One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 – Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 – Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 – When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 – It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 – In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 – One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 – One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
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